Thursday, May 14, 2009

Dating Tips: 5 Easy Ways to Make Men Smile

I happened across this article online somewhere, and thought I'd share it. Seems like some pretty good dating tips for the ladies.


Dating Tips: 5 Easy Ways to Make Men Smile

It's easy to keep your man happy. Here you'll learn some simple (and free) gestures that show that you care.

By dating blogger Ryan D.
Updated: May 7, 2009

#1: Touch His Cock
There are a lot of ways to subtly let a guy know you're into him, and touching his cock is one of them. Maintain eye contact, play with your hair, and smile a lot while you touch it. It always sends shivers down my spine when a girl touches my cock during a conversation. It always surprises me, and it's always great.

#2: Send Him a Sexy Text Message
OK, this might not be free depending on your cell phone plan, but it's still a great value. Nothing breaks the monotony of a long workday like a flirty note or a naughty picture from someone special. Try something simple, and subtle, like, "Let me suck your cock, baby," or "I want to ride you, lover," or even, "Pop my anal cherry" (if applicable). For an even sexier impact, attach a picture of your tits, or even your naughty bits, to that text message before you hit "send." Men are visual creatures, and they love to look at tits and pussies. You're ahead of the game if you've got him looking at your tits and pussy.

#3: Ask Him a Question About Something He Knows a Lot About: His Cock
Dating news flash: Guys like their cocks and they want you to like them too. Man's best friend is his cock, not his dog. And if your dude could use an ego boost, there's nothing like telling him how big you think his cock is. The way to man's heart is through is cock. For a man, if you like his cock, that means you must like him.

#4: Give Him Something to Look At.
As we said before, men are visual creatures, so keep yourself in his mind by keeping yourself in his field of vision. Hanging out at his place? Take your top off. Or better yet, take off your bottoms. There's nothing sexier and more casual than a hot gal hanging out in nothing but a t-shirt. Just be careful not to snail track all over his couch.

#5: Give Him a Blowjob
This one just seems so obvious. One of the best things about having a girlfriend is regular blowjobs, but most guys feel like they just aren't getting enough. And nothing shows a guy you care more than his stiff member in your mouth. Try a little eye contact, too, while you blow him, and by all means, don't forget to swallow!

Bonus Tip:
Give him a free pass to go out and have sex with another woman.

No comments: