Thursday, December 03, 2009

why a Christmas tree is better than a man


1. A Christmas tree is always erect.
2. Even small ones give satisfaction.
3. A Christmas tree stays up for 12 days and nights.
4. A Christmas tree always looks good - even with the lights on.
5. A Christmas tree is always happy with its size.
6. A Christmas tree has cute balls.
7. A Christmas tree doesn’t get mad if you break its balls.
8. You can throw a Christmas tree out when you're done with it.
9. You don’t have to put up with a Christmas tree all year.


Complicated Kitten said...


Amy(LamBi)Ne said...

But one can only hug a tree. Fuck that!


Noddy Blue said...

Thanks for stopping by, Kitten.

I can't argue with that, Amy.