New Year's Eve

the shepherds

15 And it came to pass, as the angels were gone away from them into heaven, the shepherds said one to another, Let us now go even unto Bethlehem, and see this thing which is come to pass, which the Lord hath made known unto us.

Luke 2:15

men of snow

pin-up of the week

thinking ahead

Boxing Day

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Merry Christmas, baby

Bettie Page
Miss January 1955

here comes Santa Claus

the birth of Jesus

In those days Caesar Augustus issued a decree that a census should be taken of the entire Roman world. 2 (This was the first census that took place while Quirinius was governor of Syria.) 3 And everyone went to his own town to register.

4 So Joseph went up from the town of Nazareth in Galilee to Judea, to Bethlehem the town of David, because he belonged to the house and line of David. 5 He went there to register with Mary, who was pledged to be married to him and was expecting a child. 6 While they were there, the time came for the baby to be born, 7 and she gave birth to her firstborn, a son. She wrapped him in cloths and placed him in a manger, because there was no room for them in the inn.

Luke 2:1-7

tits anonymous

holiday tits

pin-up of the week

looks like someone made Santa's naughty list

gift ideas

#74

festive

shopping

Mary

Santa loves his entertainment center

pin-up of the week

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a Santa hat makes any occasion more festive

"You may be a little underdressed for our Christmas card.  Put this Santa hat on."

Santa's helpers

#169

almost perfect

the uncola

The Widow’s Offering

1 As he looked up, Jesus saw the rich putting their gifts into the temple treasury. 2 He also saw a poor widow put in two very small copper coins. 3 “I tell you the truth,” he said, “this poor widow has put in more than all the others. 4 All these people gave their gifts out of their wealth; but she out of her poverty put in all she had to live on.”

Luke 21:1-4

fashion

winter apparel

pin-up of the week

London Andrews

Addams Family Christmas

Charles Addams

beauty that lasts

#168

yellow

Holiday Apocalypse 2012

Okay, boys and girls, the holiday season is now in full swing. Hanukkah begins next Saturday, and Christmas is just around the corner after that. Then, it's the holiday everybody celebrates, regardless of religious affiliation or lack thereof: New Year's. But none of that matters. In case you've forgotten, the world will be ending on December 21. This was foretold by the Mayans, a now extinct civilization in South America, so it is, of course, a certainty. And, in case you've any doubt that these are, in fact, the end times, please read the following:

25 “There will be signs in the sun, moon and stars. On the earth, nations will be in anguish and perplexity at the roaring and tossing of the sea. 26 Men will faint from terror, apprehensive of what is coming on the world, for the heavenly bodies will be shaken.

Luke 21: 25-26

So, as you can clearly see, this passage refers to recent extreme weather events, such as Hurricane Sandy, and obviously foretells the astronomical phenomenon that will destroy us all in less than three weeks. But fear not, gentle reader, we are here for you. We intend to continue to comfort you and entertain you to the very end. Spend your final days and hours on the internet. And and as you do, remember to visit us from time to time, here and on tumblr.  We will be bringing you a variety of holiday themed entertainment and inspiration for what we like to think of as "Holiday Apocalypse 2012."

And as this will be the end of this blog, as well as all other blogs, we'd like to take a moment to thank you, gentle reader. There would've been no point in doing this without you. So, we'd like to thank everyone who's ever been entertained by this, and especially those who have taken the time to come here on more than one occasion. Best wishes to you all, thank you, and Happy Holidays!

three things

28 At two things my heart is grieved, and because of a third anger comes over me:
a warrior in want through poverty, and intelligent men who are treated contemptuously;
a man who turns back from righteousness to sin—the Lord will prepare him for the sword!

Sirach 26:28

drinking

pin-up of the week

Elisa Bridges

vomit

open stacks

#167

the root of all...?

laundry day

Shakira
Laundry Service
2001

thanksgiving

1 Come, let us sing for joy to the Lord;
let us shout aloud to the Rock of our salvation.
2 Let us come before him with thanksgiving and extol him with music and song.

Psalm 95:1-2

asses

#10

pin-up of the week

holiday drinking

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

Kim Warp

drinks

Old Fashioned

Ingredients:

Whiskey - 1 oz.
Sugar - 1 teaspoon
Bitters - 1-3 dashes
Water - A splash

In a shaker, muddle sugar, water and bitters. Add whiskey. Shake with ice, and pour into an Old Fashioned glass. Garnish with lemon twist, orange slice and maraschino cherry.

#166

dusky

holiday preparations

Rosie Jones

the devil

8 Be alert and of sober mind. Your enemy the devil prowls around like a roaring lion looking for someone to devour. 9 Resist him, standing firm in the faith, because you know that the family of believers throughout the world is undergoing the same kind of sufferings.

1 Peter 5:8-9

asses

#9
wet

pin-up of the week

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competition

Gary Larson

librarians

#165

hardwood floors

OMG! So was I!

thieves

4 But one of his disciples, Judas Iscariot, who was later to betray him, objected, 5 “Why wasn’t this perfume sold and the money given to the poor? It was worth a year’s wages.” 6 He did not say this because he cared about the poor but because he was a thief; as keeper of the money bag, he used to help himself to what was put into it.

John 12:4-6

#8

clowning around

pin-up of the week

Yuko Ogura

don't make him angry

You won't like me when I'm angry.

Because I always back up my rage with facts and documented sources.

— The Credible Hulk

private collections

Election Day

Gil Elvgren

laundry day

church

tits anonymous

#14