New Year's Eve

#299

Sunny Leone

The holidays aren't over yet!

Faye Reagan

Jesus & Mary

under the mistletoe

Boxing Day

it's the thought that counts

peace on earth

13 And suddenly there was with the angel a multitude of the heavenly host praising God, and saying,

14 Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peace, good will toward men.

Luke 2:13-14

#298

festive

Let's just get this holiday shit over with.

John the Baptist prepares the way

“I baptize you with water for repentance. But after me comes one who is more powerful than I, whose sandals I am not worthy to carry. He will baptize you with the Holy Spirit and fire."

Matthew 3:11

trim-a-tree

pin-up of the week

Sasha Grey

pretty ballsy

last minute gift ideas

#297

good eatin'

but only if you want it

gratitude

Let the message of Christ dwell among you richly as you teach and admonish one another with all wisdom through psalms, hymns, and songs from the Spirit, singing to God with gratitude in your hearts.

Colossians 3:16

Saturday night with Santa

Richard Sala

pin-up of the week

Veronika Fasterová

merry & bright

Charles Addams

weight training

#296

beaver

laundry day

a companion of fools

Walk with the wise and become wise,
for a companion of fools suffers harm.

Proverbs 13:20

long days

pin-up of the week

Natalia Starr

A guy goes to the doctor (as they so often do in these jokes) because he's got a piece of lettuce sticking out of his ear.

The doctor says, "I'm afraid this is just the tip of the iceberg."

equipment

#295

brown

chores

thanksgiving

Nor should there be obscenity, foolish talk or coarse joking, which are out of place, but rather thanksgiving.

Ephesians 5:4

librarians after hours

pin-up of the week

Thanksgiving Day

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

sewing

#294

colorful

morning rides

peace

Peace I leave with you; my peace I give you. I do not give to you as the world gives. Do not let your hearts be troubled and do not be afraid.

John 14:27

your only friend

pin-up of the week

Caspainn

Australian kisses

What's an Australian kiss? 

The same as a French kiss, but down under.

cycling

#293

read my lips

laundry day

Brooklyn Decker

more to say

“I have much more to say to you, more than you can now bear."

 John 16:12-13

literature

pin-up of the week

Sam Cooke

home remedies

If constipated, don't worry.  Just run around until you're all pooped out.

weight training

#292

wet

laundry day

knowledge, music, & everything that flows

सरस्वती
(Sarasvatī or Saraswati)

vice

pin-up of the week

Sabina B

art studies

"And just what am I supposed to do with my Sundays?"

cycling

#291

Sabina B

laundry day

All Souls' Day