freedom isn't free

It costs a buck o five.

 

out of context

vulva #50
Megan Malon

come hither vulva

in context [here]

Independence Day

³⁴Righteousness exalts a nation,
but sin is a disgrace to any people.

Proverbs 14:34
New International Version

hurray for the red, white, & blue

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She's obviously preparing for the big 4th of July weekend.

public service announcement

out of context

vintage vulva

in context [here]

error

I am error.

love is giving

flickr

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zaftig

 

another mathematical riddle

Why was Six afraid of Seven?

Because Seven Eight Nine.

out of context

vulva #48

in the road vulva

in context [here]

the first day of summer

Father's Day

²²Listen to your father, who gave you life,
and do not despise your mother when she is old.
²³Buy the truth and do not sell it;
get wisdom, discipline and understanding.
²⁴The father of a righteous man has great joy;
he who has a wise son delights in him.
²⁵May your father and mother be glad;
may she who gave you birth rejoice!

Proverbs 23:22-25
New International Version

pin-up of the week

Saori Hara

Officer Hara is keeping a sharp eye out for illicit activity.

a mathematical riddle

What did Zero say to Eight?

Nice belt.

out of context

vulva #47

fishnet vulva

in context [here]

Jessica Hamby

touch me, Lord

flickr

pin-up of the week

Miranda Kerr

Miranda Kerr is featured in the current issue of GQ magazine.

www.gq.com

battle of the sexes

by Kaz

out of context

vulva #46

in the pool vulva

in context [here]

warning against adultery

¹My son, pay attention to my wisdom,
listen well to my words of insight,
²that you may maintain discretion and your lips may preserve knowledge.
³For the lips of an adulteress drip honey,
and her speech is smoother than oil;
⁴but in the end she is bitter as gall, sharp as a double-edged sword.
⁵Her feet go down to death; her steps lead straight to the grave.
⁶She gives no thought to the way of life;
her paths are crooked, but she knows it not.

Proverbs 5:1-6
New International Version

pin-up of the week

Anulka Dziubinska
1973

just try to relax

#45

poolside

the adultress

²⁰This is the way of an adulteress:
She eats and wipes her mouth and says, "I've done nothing wrong."

Proverbs 30:20
New International Version

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beam me up, Scotty

don't forget to press your work clothes

peace and quiet

Better a dry crust with peace and quiet
than a house full of feasting with strife.

Proverbs 17:1
New International Version

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everyone's a Captain Kirk

out of context

vulva #44
Peachez

fitness vulva

in context [here]

PRAYER

Here I am O Lord and here is my prayer:
Please be there.
Don't want to ask too much, miracles and such—
Just whisper in the air: please be there.
When I die like other folks,
Don't want to find out You're a hoax.
So I'm not on my knees asking for world peace
Or that the polar icecap freeze
And save the polar bear
Or even that the poor be fed
Or angels hover o'er my bed
But I sure will be pissed
If I should have been an atheist.
O Lord, please exist.

—Garrison Keillor

error

I am error.

pin-up of the week

out of context

vulva #43

slumber party vulva

in context [here]

temptation

¹⁰My son, if sinners entice you, do not give in to them.

Proverbs 1:10
New International Version

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Sunny Leone

paraphrasing Dennis Miller

So, I heard they want to use microchips to keep track of pedophiles. You know what else works?

Burials.

out of context

vulva #18

in a chair vulva

in context [here]

honesty

²⁶An honest answer
is like a kiss on the lips.

Proverbs 24:26
New International Version

pin-up of the week

Yaffa Levan
1974

when life begins

A priest, a minister and a rabbi are discussing the beginning of life. The priest says it begins at conception. The minister says it begins at birth. “And you?” they ask the rabbi. “When do you believe life begins?” He gives a shrug. “When the kids move out and the dog dies.”

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vulva #16
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vulva #18
[context]

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Indigo Girls

My friend Tanner, she says, "You know, me and Jesus, we're of the same heart. The only thing that keeps us distant is that I keep fuckin' up."
—Amy Ray

And it's alright though I feel afraid
  my plans in pieces my plans mislaid
It's the will of the way the will of the way
  the will of the only way that could have brought me here today
  and it's alright
—Emily Sailers

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convenience

4/20

I pretty much love everything about this picture, but especially the boots.

April is Poetry Month

Only one life
'Twill soon be past.
Only what's done for Christ
Will last.

— author unknown*


*As quoted by Paul and Jan Crouch of the Trinity Broadcasting Network in a letter from the book Little Billy's Letters by Bill Geerhart.

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tax day

out of context

vulva #42

"rear view vulva"

in context [here]

long away

You might believe in heaven
I would not care to say
For every star in heaven
There's a sad soul here today
Wake up in the morning with a good face
Stare at the moon all day
Lonely as a whisper on a star chase
Does anyone care anyway
For all the prayers in heaven
So much of life's this way

Did we leave our way behind us?
Such a long long way behind us
Who knows when now who knows where
Where the light of day will find us?
Look for the day

Take heart, my friend, we love you
Though it seems like you're alone
A million lights above you
Smile down upon your home
Hurry put your troubles in a suitcase
Come let the new child play
Lonely as a whisper on a star chase
I'm leaving here, I'm long away
For all the stars in heaven
I would not live
I could not live this way

Did we leave our way behind us
Such a long long way behind us
Leave it for some hopeless lane
Such a long long way
Such a long long way
Such a long long away
I'm looking for
Still looking for that day

—Brian May

look clams

flickr

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you and me both, grandma

out of context

vulva #34
Jana Jordan

"rerun vulva"

in context [here]

a left-over Easter treat

Easter Sunday

On the first day of the week, very early in the morning, the women took the spices they had prepared and went to the tomb. ²They found the stone rolled away from the tomb, ³but when they entered, they did not find the body of the Lord Jesus. ⁴While they were wondering about this, suddenly two men in clothes that gleamed like lightning stood beside them. ⁵In their fright the women bowed down with their faces to the ground, but the men said to them, "Why do you look for the living among the dead? He is not here; he has risen! Remember how he told you, when he was still with you in Galilee: ⁷'The Son of Man must be delivered into the hands of sinful men, be crucified and on the third day be raised again.'" ⁸Then they remembered his words.

Luke 24: 1-8
New International Version

Hoppy Easter

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Taylor Vixen

we got clean white sheets in the morning,
conversation all afternoon

April Fool's Day

Buffoon
Zez Confrey