Here I am O Lord and here is my prayer: Please be there. Don't want to ask too much, miracles and such— Just whisper in the air: please be there. When I die like other folks, Don't want to find out You're a hoax. So I'm not on my knees asking for world peace Or that the polar icecap freeze And save the polar bear Or even that the poor be fed Or angels hover o'er my bed But I sure will be pissed If I should have been an atheist. O Lord, please exist.