Tuesday, March 30, 2010

out of context

vulva #41

"relaxing vulva"

in context [here]

Sunday, March 28, 2010

Palm Sunday



I am error.

Friday, March 26, 2010

pin-up of the week

Spring's finally here, so let's all go a little native, shall we?


Thursday, March 25, 2010

a joke about a parrot

A lady passes a pet store on her way to work. She sees they have a parrot in a cage on the sidewalk outside the door. As she passes the bird's cage it says, [in a parrot voice, of course] "You're ugly, you're stupid." Well, the lady's taken aback by this, but she's in hurry so she goes on her way.

Next day, same thing happens. "You're ugly, you're stupid," the bird says to her. Now she's getting pretty angry about the whole thing. The third day, it happens again and she's so mad that she storms inside and lets the manager have it about the offending bird. He assures her that it won't happen again. The next day, she's walking past and she slows down as she passes the bird's cage.

The parrot looks at her and squawks, "Ah...you know."

Tuesday, March 23, 2010

out of context

vulva #40

"furry vulva"

in context [here]

Sunday, March 21, 2010

spring comes

Sitting quietly, doing nothing,
Spring comes,
and the grass grows by itself.
—Zen proverb

art: Patrick McDonnell

Saturday, March 20, 2010

spring has sprung

Taylor Vixen

"almost perfect"

Vernal Equinox: March 20, 2010 1:32 PM EDT
(Northern Hemisphere)

Friday, March 19, 2010

pin-up of the week

if you like piña coladas,
and getting caught in the rain

Thursday, March 18, 2010

love bug

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Top o' the mornin' to you!

Happy St. Patrick's Day!

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

out of context

vulva #39

"anonymous vulva"

Monday, March 15, 2010


I am error.

Sunday, March 14, 2010


10Do not say, Why were the old days better than these?"
For it is not wise to ask such questions.

11Wisdom, like an inheritance, is a good thing
and benefits those who see the sun.

12Wisdom is a shelter as money is a shelter,
but the advantage of knowledge is this:
that wisdom preserves the life of its possessor.

Ecclesiastes 7: 10-12
New International Version

Friday, March 12, 2010

pin-up of the week

"metal and plastic"

Thursday, March 11, 2010

The Lord Smites Chile as New President Takes Office

SANTIAGO, Chile – The Lord smote Chile with a series of strong aftershocks on Thursday as a new president was sworn into office.

Last month, obviously expressing displeasure with the Chilean people, the Lord smote Chile with one of the strongest earthquakes ever recorded—an earthquake so powerful that it actually shifted the entire planet on its axis and shortened the length of the planet's day.

While the people of Chile have been unsure of exactly what they have done to draw God's wrath, today's quakes during the presidential inauguration ceremony make it clear that the Lord is displeased with the Chilean government.

"Obviously, the Lord disapproves of the new president," said Juan Cojones, speaking on condition of anonymity outside the capital building this morning. "This does not bode well for the future of our country under the leadership of this president," he said.

Chile is not the only country to displease the Lord, of course. Haiti was also the recent target of His wrath, when he smote that country with a powerful earthquake that caused widespread devastation, yet left the Domenican Republic, on the other side of the island of Hispaniola, unscathed.

Religious leader Pat Robertson has said that God smote the Haitians for having entered into a pact with the devil, a.k.a. Satan. However, the existence of this pact remains unconfirmed.

mnemonic device

Tuesday, March 09, 2010

out of context

vulva #38

"disheveled vulva"

in context [here]

Sunday, March 07, 2010

one sinner

17The quiet words of the wise are more to be heeded
than the shouts of a ruler of fools.
18Wisdom is better than weapons of war,
but one sinner destroys much good.

Ecclesiastes 9: 15-17
New International Version

Friday, March 05, 2010

Thursday, March 04, 2010

I'm lovin' it

Tuesday, March 02, 2010

out of context

vulva #34
Jana Jordan

"rerun vulva"

in context [here]