Saturday, October 31, 2009

All Hallows' Eve

Three-Dimensional Seduction of the Innocent
Dave Stevens

Friday, October 30, 2009

Thursday, October 29, 2009

drunken punkins


How do witches tell time?
With a witch watch.

When do ghosts eat breakfast?
In the moaning.

Wednesday, October 28, 2009



Tuesday, October 27, 2009

out of context

vulva #20

in context [here]

This one's a little hairy by today's standards. Perhaps it's a "were-muff." It is almost Halloween after all.

Monday, October 26, 2009

Sunday, October 25, 2009

the Porno Buddhist

Those who hope for purity and righteousness always try and destroy that which disturbs them. They think the disturbance comes from outside themselves. This is a serious problem. Wars, suicide bombings, and all sorts of other nasty things start from the premise that we can destroy "evil" outside ourselves without dealing with the evil within.

—Brad Warner

Zen Wrapped in Karma Dipped in Chocolate
Chapter 14

Saturday, October 24, 2009

Friday, October 23, 2009

pin-up of the week

It's laundry day again! Remove clothes from the dryer promptly to avoid unnecessary ironing.

(A tip o' the hat to Pornographicus, where I found this picture after finishing the laundry last week.)

Thursday, October 22, 2009

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

out of context

vulva #19

in context [here]

Sunday, October 18, 2009

I believe in that

on flickr

Friday, October 16, 2009

pin-up of the week

Today's laundry day! Be sure to separate your whites from your colors.

Thursday, October 15, 2009

sexist humor

How can you tell when a woman has an orgasm?

Who cares?

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

testing... that open a new tab.

Another picture of this girl available as vulva #17.

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

taken out of context

vulva #18

in context [here]

Sunday, October 11, 2009

Friday, October 09, 2009

pin-up of the week

Stella Bearcats

Recently, we featured the following as part of our Tuesday vulva series:

Which garnered this quote from Anonymous:

it's a shame you didn't show the whole context to begin with...that chick's got some stellar bear cats!!!

Of course, if we showed that picture first it would not emphasize the absurdity of vulva out of context. Nevertheless, she does indeed have some stellar bear cats, although I don't think I've ever heard it phrased quite that way before. But it sounds like a great name for a stripper or model or something, so let's call this girl Stella Bearcats. I don't know her real name.

A search of the archives turned up some additional images of Ms. Bearcats.


Thursday, October 08, 2009

Tuesday, October 06, 2009

vulva out of context

vulva #17

in context [here]

Sunday, October 04, 2009

do it God's way

on flickr

Friday, October 02, 2009

pin-up of the week

Yuko Ogura

Thursday, October 01, 2009

Banned Books Week
September 26−October 3, 2009

So, it's Banned Books week, and I didn't even realize that until earlier today. They really should promote this more. It's important. It's not even on the American Library Association's main page, and it's their event. What the fuck?

Look what happened last year:

Banned Books Week
September 27–October 4, 2008

Enraged library patrons are seen here destroying dozens of copies of Mitch Albom's The Five People You Meet in Heaven, Jonathan Franzen's The Corrections, and some of the books in Jan Karon's Mitford series. A handful of surly teenagers, dressed mostly in black, were also seen tossing in copies of Breaking Dawn, the final book in Stephanie Meyer's wildly popular vampire series, describing the conclusion of the series as "disappointing."

It was horrible. But the price of freedom is eternal vigilance, so we resist those who would squash even the least of our ideas.

Whenever ideas are squashed in this country, literate lovers of the American experiment write careful and intricate explantions of why all ideas must be allowed to live. It is time for them to realize that they are attempting to explain America at its bravest and most optimistic to orangutans.

From now on, I intend to limit my discourse with dimwitted Savonarolas to this advice: "Have somebody read the First Amendment to the United States Constitution out loud to you, you God damned fool!"

—Kurt Vonnegut

God bless you, Mr. Vonnegut.

where seldom is heard a discouraging word