"People ask me all the time if I have had a boob job. It really annoys me."
I'm nothing if not patriotic. I love America. We lead the world in energy consumption, obesity, religious fundamentalism, and violent gun deaths. That's a lot to be proud of. And that's not all, because we also boast some of the biggest tits in the world! Hell yeah! 'Cause if we can't grow 'em big enough the old-fashioned way, well then, we've got the means and the medical know-how to just go ahead and bigger 'em up ourselves.
Unlike like the blokes on the other side of the Atlantic. Take the U.K. tabloid The Sun, and their famous Page 3 feature, for example. Those daft wankers actually have a no fake tits policy! Can ya believe it? I mean, sure, they got some big-titted gals on there, (like Keeley Hazell). But big tits can always be bigger, am I right?
Which brings us to our weekly pin-up, Page 3 girl Sam Cooke. Now, I love Sam, and I always enjoy looking at her pictures. Plus, it's obvious from this recent Lodge shoot that she likes records, and that means she's all right in my book. Anyway, it's not like her tits are small or anything, but just think about how much better she'd look with giant, surgically enhanced mams, like a pair of overinflated balloons stuck to her chest. I'm just sayin'.
Oh, well. Until The Sun changes it's policies, I guess we'll just have to content ourselves with the natural endowments of those lovely Page 3 lasses.
This week's vulva comes from a lovely set of photos we came across during one of our aimless searches. The entire set can be seen at the Blog Squad.
Our featured photos come from a set that was, in my opinion, staged. Staged to look like some guy took these of his girlfriend, when in fact she was simply paid to model for the shoot. Indeed, it is a girlfriend experience; the girl has the look of a girl next door. She could certainly be my girlfriend. Because let me tell you, boys and girls, this one does it for your old Uncle Noddy.
I love everything about these pictures. I love the girl, I love the glasses, I love the window unit air conditioner. And of course I love the vulva. I love the vulva, and that we get to see her anus.
She's only 19, but High School Musical star Vanessa Hudgens has some sage advice on love and relationships.
"It's all about fellatio," the actress tells Cosmo Girl! for its July/August issue. "You should let him finish in your mouth, and, of course, you should always swallow."
As for her own love life – she's dating HSM costar Zac Efron, 20 – it appears she's taken her own advice.
According to the magazine, the two share an easy and affectionate relationship. Upon seeing the couple together, the magazine interviewer observes, "When [Vanessa] sees Zac, she runs over and tongue kisses him, oblivious to anyone else in the room. She rubs his privates and he puts his hand on her crotch – these gestures say more than any statement she could make."
Hudgens and Efron, who were filming HSM 3 in Utah, where oral sex is currently illegal, have certainly shown they're not opposed to a little PDA, but she has had to keep her oral ministrations on the down low. Ironically, while their premarital relationship is frowned upon, and even considered sinful here, polygamy is acceptable in this conservative state.
But Hudgens, who delighted horny fans everywhere when nude photos of her appeared on the internet last year, urges teen girls to become more intimate with their boyfriends.
"If you want to keep a guy around, you're pretty much gonna have to blow him. So just do it." she says. "You won't regret it. He certainly won't. I think girls need to remember to put their boyfriends first."
I used to have a "regular" blog, where I wrote about different stuff, and over time I found that I wanted to post pictures of some of my favorite women and things like that because I love pin-up art and nude photography so much. But I always tended to repress that side of myself because I didn't think it was appropriate for the venue, or because I didn't want to offend anybody. All that sort of thing. But since I've been here, I feel like things are bit more "anything goes." I don't want to get too carried away, like the preacher's daughter getting a first taste of the sins of the flesh, but I want to do what I want.
I'd also like to add maybe a little structure, and a regular feature works well for that. I'll try to feature some of my favorite women, and pin-ups from my personal collection, and I think we'll do it on Fridays. It can be something to look forward to.
So our first featured pin-up is former playmate Hope Marie Carlton (July 1985). Oh how we have loved her. Anyway, besides her turn as a playmate, she appeared (sans clothing) in several films back then, most notably in the films of Andy Sidaris. If you've never seen Hard Ticket to Hawaii, I really recommend it. She's in that, Savage Beach and couple others. Look her up. I'm too lazy to do it for you right now. But it's great stuff. Highly entertaining. And Hard Ticket even made a recent list of Esquire's "Best Gratuitous Death Scenes."
As if you need another reason besides Ms. Carlton to watch that stuff.
It's after midnight and that means it's officially Monday out. Welcome to the working week.
Let us begin the week by contemplating the external genitalia, or vulva, of the human female. What it is about the vulva that is so compelling?
First of all, the vagina is only one part of the female genitalia. The vagina is internal, a muscular organ designed to receive the male's penis during sexual intercourse, and to allow passage of offspring during the birthing process. The external female genitalia, which includes the labia and clitoris, are collectively called vulva.
Although there are many slang terms for the female genitalia, it is frequently known as pussy. __________ To see the owner of the vulva pictured above, click here.