Monday, December 31, 2012

New Year's Eve

Sunday, December 30, 2012

the shepherds

15 And it came to pass, as the angels were gone away from them into heaven, the shepherds said one to another, Let us now go even unto Bethlehem, and see this thing which is come to pass, which the Lord hath made known unto us.

Luke 2:15

Saturday, December 29, 2012

men of snow

Friday, December 28, 2012

Thursday, December 27, 2012

Wednesday, December 26, 2012

Boxing Day


Nina Carter & Jilly Johnson
www.page3.com

Tuesday, December 25, 2012

Merry Christmas, baby


Bettie Page
Miss January 1955

Monday, December 24, 2012

Sunday, December 23, 2012

the birth of Jesus

In those days Caesar Augustus issued a decree that a census should be taken of the entire Roman world. 2 (This was the first census that took place while Quirinius was governor of Syria.) 3 And everyone went to his own town to register.

4 So Joseph went up from the town of Nazareth in Galilee to Judea, to Bethlehem the town of David, because he belonged to the house and line of David. 5 He went there to register with Mary, who was pledged to be married to him and was expecting a child. 6 While they were there, the time came for the baby to be born, 7 and she gave birth to her firstborn, a son. She wrapped him in cloths and placed him in a manger, because there was no room for them in the inn.

Luke 2:1-7

Saturday, December 22, 2012

tits anonymous


holiday tits

Friday, December 21, 2012

Thursday, December 20, 2012

Wednesday, December 19, 2012

gift ideas

Tuesday, December 18, 2012

#74


festive

Monday, December 17, 2012

shopping

Sunday, December 16, 2012

Mary

Saturday, December 15, 2012

Friday, December 14, 2012

Thursday, December 13, 2012

a Santa hat makes any occasion more festive


"You may be a little underdressed for our Christmas card.  Put this Santa hat on."

Wednesday, December 12, 2012

Tuesday, December 11, 2012

#169


almost perfect

Monday, December 10, 2012

the uncola

Sunday, December 09, 2012

The Widow’s Offering

1 As he looked up, Jesus saw the rich putting their gifts into the temple treasury. 2 He also saw a poor widow put in two very small copper coins. 3 “I tell you the truth,” he said, “this poor widow has put in more than all the others. 4 All these people gave their gifts out of their wealth; but she out of her poverty put in all she had to live on.”

Luke 21:1-4

Saturday, December 08, 2012

fashion


winter apparel

Friday, December 07, 2012

Thursday, December 06, 2012

Addams Family Christmas


Charles Addams

Wednesday, December 05, 2012

beauty that lasts

Tuesday, December 04, 2012

#168


yellow

Monday, December 03, 2012

Holiday Apocalypse 2012

Okay, boys and girls, the holiday season is now in full swing. Hanukkah begins next Saturday, and Christmas is just around the corner after that. Then, it's the holiday everybody celebrates, regardless of religious affiliation or lack thereof: New Year's. But none of that matters. In case you've forgotten, the world will be ending on December 21. This was foretold by the Mayans, a now extinct civilization in South America, so it is, of course, a certainty. And, in case you've any doubt that these are, in fact, the end times, please read the following:

25 “There will be signs in the sun, moon and stars. On the earth, nations will be in anguish and perplexity at the roaring and tossing of the sea. 26 Men will faint from terror, apprehensive of what is coming on the world, for the heavenly bodies will be shaken.

Luke 21: 25-26

So, as you can clearly see, this passage refers to recent extreme weather events, such as Hurricane Sandy, and obviously foretells the astronomical phenomenon that will destroy us all in less than three weeks. But fear not, gentle reader, we are here for you. We intend to continue to comfort you and entertain you to the very end. Spend your final days and hours on the internet. And and as you do, remember to visit us from time to time, here and on tumblr.  We will be bringing you a variety of holiday themed entertainment and inspiration for what we like to think of as "Holiday Apocalypse 2012."

And as this will be the end of this blog, as well as all other blogs, we'd like to take a moment to thank you, gentle reader. There would've been no point in doing this without you. So, we'd like to thank everyone who's ever been entertained by this, and especially those who have taken the time to come here on more than one occasion. Best wishes to you all, thank you, and Happy Holidays!

Sunday, December 02, 2012

three things

28 At two things my heart is grieved, and because of a third anger comes over me:
a warrior in want through poverty, and intelligent men who are treated contemptuously;
a man who turns back from righteousness to sin—the Lord will prepare him for the sword!

Sirach 26:28

Saturday, December 01, 2012

drinking

Friday, November 30, 2012

pin-up of the week


Elisa Bridges

Thursday, November 29, 2012

vomit

Wednesday, November 28, 2012

open stacks

Tuesday, November 27, 2012

#167


the root of all...?

Monday, November 26, 2012

laundry day


Shakira
Laundry Service
2001

Sunday, November 25, 2012

thanksgiving

1 Come, let us sing for joy to the Lord;
let us shout aloud to the Rock of our salvation.
2 Let us come before him with thanksgiving and extol him with music and song.

Psalm 95:1-2

Saturday, November 24, 2012

asses


#10

Friday, November 23, 2012

Thursday, November 22, 2012

holiday drinking


"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

Kim Warp

Wednesday, November 21, 2012

drinks


Old Fashioned

Ingredients:

Whiskey - 1 oz.
Sugar - 1 teaspoon
Bitters - 1-3 dashes
Water - A splash

In a shaker, muddle sugar, water and bitters. Add whiskey. Shake with ice, and pour into an Old Fashioned glass. Garnish with lemon twist, orange slice and maraschino cherry.

Tuesday, November 20, 2012

#166


dusky

Monday, November 19, 2012

holiday preparations


Rosie Jones

Sunday, November 18, 2012

the devil

8 Be alert and of sober mind. Your enemy the devil prowls around like a roaring lion looking for someone to devour. 9 Resist him, standing firm in the faith, because you know that the family of believers throughout the world is undergoing the same kind of sufferings.

1 Peter 5:8-9

Saturday, November 17, 2012

asses


#9
wet

Friday, November 16, 2012

Thursday, November 15, 2012

competition


Gary Larson

Wednesday, November 14, 2012

librarians

Tuesday, November 13, 2012

#165


hardwood floors

Monday, November 12, 2012

OMG! So was I!

Sunday, November 11, 2012

thieves

4 But one of his disciples, Judas Iscariot, who was later to betray him, objected, 5 “Why wasn’t this perfume sold and the money given to the poor? It was worth a year’s wages.” 6 He did not say this because he cared about the poor but because he was a thief; as keeper of the money bag, he used to help himself to what was put into it.

John 12:4-6

Saturday, November 10, 2012

#8


clowning around

Friday, November 09, 2012

pin-up of the week


Yuko Ogura

Thursday, November 08, 2012

don't make him angry

You won't like me when I'm angry.

Because I always back up my rage with facts and documented sources.

— The Credible Hulk

Wednesday, November 07, 2012

Tuesday, November 06, 2012

Election Day


Gil Elvgren

Monday, November 05, 2012

laundry day

Sunday, November 04, 2012

church

Saturday, November 03, 2012

tits anonymous


#14