All Hallows' Eve

Three-Dimensional Seduction of the Innocent
Dave Stevens
1985

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drunken punkins

BONUS HALLOWEEN JOKES:

How do witches tell time?
With a witch watch.

When do ghosts eat breakfast?
In the moaning.

pumpkinhead

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out of context

vulva #20

in context [here]

This one's a little hairy by today's standards. Perhaps it's a "were-muff." It is almost Halloween after all.

LEGO jack-o'-lantern

www.lego.com

the Porno Buddhist

Those who hope for purity and righteousness always try and destroy that which disturbs them. They think the disturbance comes from outside themselves. This is a serious problem. Wars, suicide bombings, and all sorts of other nasty things start from the premise that we can destroy "evil" outside ourselves without dealing with the evil within.

—Brad Warner

Zen Wrapped in Karma Dipped in Chocolate
Chapter 14

witchy woman

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It's laundry day again! Remove clothes from the dryer promptly to avoid unnecessary ironing.

(A tip o' the hat to Pornographicus, where I found this picture after finishing the laundry last week.)

I'm gonna go with "E," Regis. And that's my final answer.

out of context

vulva #19

in context [here]

I believe in that

on flickr

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Today's laundry day! Be sure to separate your whites from your colors.

sexist humor

How can you tell when a woman has an orgasm?

Who cares?

testing...

...pictures that open a new tab.

Another picture of this girl available as vulva #17.

taken out of context

vulva #18

in context [here]

simplify, simplify, simplify

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Stella Bearcats

Recently, we featured the following as part of our Tuesday vulva series:



Which garnered this quote from Anonymous:

it's a shame you didn't show the whole context to begin with...that chick's got some stellar bear cats!!!

Of course, if we showed that picture first it would not emphasize the absurdity of vulva out of context. Nevertheless, she does indeed have some stellar bear cats, although I don't think I've ever heard it phrased quite that way before. But it sounds like a great name for a stripper or model or something, so let's call this girl Stella Bearcats. I don't know her real name.

A search of the archives turned up some additional images of Ms. Bearcats.

Enjoy.

perhaps their extraordinary size accounts for the never forgetting

vulva out of context

vulva #17

in context [here]

do it God's way

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Yuko Ogura

Banned Books WeekSeptember 26−October 3, 2009

So, it's Banned Books week, and I didn't even realize that until earlier today. They really should promote this more. It's important. It's not even on the American Library Association's main page, and it's their event. What the fuck?

Look what happened last year:

Banned Books Week
September 27–October 4, 2008



Enraged library patrons are seen here destroying dozens of copies of Mitch Albom's The Five People You Meet in Heaven, Jonathan Franzen's The Corrections, and some of the books in Jan Karon's Mitford series. A handful of surly teenagers, dressed mostly in black, were also seen tossing in copies of Breaking Dawn, the final book in Stephanie Meyer's wildly popular vampire series, describing the conclusion of the series as "disappointing."

It was horrible. But the price of freedom is eternal vigilance, so we resist those who would squash even the least of our ideas.

Whenever ideas are squashed in this country, literate lovers of the American experiment write careful and intricate explantions of why all ideas must be allowed to live. It is time for them to realize that they are attempting to explain America at its bravest and most optimistic to orangutans.

From now on, I intend to limit my discourse with dimwitted Savonarolas to this advice: "Have somebody read the First Amendment to the United States Constitution out loud to you, you God damned fool!"

—Kurt Vonnegut
1981

God bless you, Mr. Vonnegut.

where seldom is heard a discouraging word