Thursday, February 07, 2013


One evening an older gentleman finds himself seated next to an extremely attractive younger woman at the bar. He turns to her and says, "Would you sleep with me for a million dollars?"

"Certainly," she replies.

"Would you sleep with me for ten dollars?" he asks.

"Ten dollars!" she says, shocked by the offer. "What kind of a girl do you think I am?"

"We've already established that," he replies. "Now we're just haggling over the price."

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