please trick or treat responsibly

holiday indulgences

#212

hardware

Why did Hitler get hit with a baseball?

He did Nazi it coming.

POEM

Wouldn't it be funny
if The Finger had designed us
to shit just once a week?

          all week long we'd get fatter
          and fatter and then on Sunday morning
          while everyone's in church

                                                            ploop!

Frank O'Hara
1959

Saturday night

pin-up of the week

Genevieve F.T.

old rockers home

cycling

#211

cracked rear view

farewell to a friend

Today we bid a fond farewell to friend and porn blogger extraordinaire, Pornographicus.

After many years of providing quality pornographic imagery on the internet, the Blog of Pornographicus is now closed.  As of October 20, 2013, it has ceased publication, and will be removed from the internet as of December 31, 2013.

While we are sorry to see him go, we wish him well in all future endeavors.  (For more information on the closing, please visit the Blog of Pornographicus.)  We will always have a great deal of respect for Pornographicus and the work he did on his ongoing blog.  He was not only a prolific blogger, regularly posting a variety of quality erotic images, but he always did it in an ethical, sex positive way.  Something the internet could use a bit more of, to be sure.  He has always been an advocate of internet security, in particular advocating for the porn viewer and his or her right to view pornography without the fear of compromising their computer security just for wanting to look at "dirty" pictures.

Pornographicus was also one of the first people to visit this blog, when I was first starting out five years ago.  I surely owe many of my early, and certainly current, readers to his promotion of my blog.  This blog is certainly not as popular as his had grown to be, but I certainly appreciate his support and  I know that he'll still be out there, somewhere, helping to keep the internet safe for masturbators everywhere.  And so we hope, that while we're here, doing what we do, carrying on in the mission to make the internet a nicer place, that he'll find the time to stop by on occasion.  Good luck and God bless, good sir.  We bid you farewell in the true sense of the word:  fare well.

Follow Pornographicus on Twitter:  twitter.com/pornographicus

purpose

20 Listen to advice and accept discipline,
and at the end you will be counted among the wise.

21 Many are the plans in a person’s heart,
but it is the Lord’s purpose that prevails.

Proverbs 19:20-21

Saturday night

pin-up of the week

Georgia Jones

A dog goes to a job placement agency looking for work.

The man behind the desk says, "A talking dog!  I'll fix you up with a job in no time."  After a few minutes on the phone, he declares, "Here you go.  You start at the circus on Monday."

The dog replies, "That's no good for me.  I'm a plumber."

cycling

#210

anonymous, age 22

laundry day

Imperial Laundry Day by Plastic People Pictures

Who is wise?

Who is wise and understanding among you? Let them show it by their good life, by deeds done in the humility that comes from wisdom.

James 3:13

and I got the world calling me up here tonight on the phone

pin-up of the week

Amy Reid

A young man goes to see the local blacksmith, hoping to become his new apprentice.

The blacksmith asks, "Have you ever shoed a horse?"

The young man replies, "No, but I once told a donkey to fuck off."

cycling

#209

orange, pink, & green

Good morning.

autumn rains

Be glad, people of Zion,
rejoice in the Lord your God,
for he has given you the autumn rains
because he is faithful.
He sends you abundant showers,
both autumn and spring rains, as before.

Joel 2:23

unhealthy things

pin-up of the week

Olivia Munn

your girlfriend, topless

medical libraries

#208

hardwood floors