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out of context

vulva #43

slumber party vulva

in context [here]

temptation

¹⁰My son, if sinners entice you, do not give in to them.

Proverbs 1:10
New International Version

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Sunny Leone

paraphrasing Dennis Miller

So, I heard they want to use microchips to keep track of pedophiles. You know what else works?

Burials.

out of context

vulva #18

in a chair vulva

in context [here]

honesty

²⁶An honest answer
is like a kiss on the lips.

Proverbs 24:26
New International Version

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Yaffa Levan
1974

when life begins

A priest, a minister and a rabbi are discussing the beginning of life. The priest says it begins at conception. The minister says it begins at birth. “And you?” they ask the rabbi. “When do you believe life begins?” He gives a shrug. “When the kids move out and the dog dies.”

out of context

vulva #16
[context]


vulva #18
[context]

We interrupt this week's regularly scheduled out of context feature with the following important information:

It has come to our attention that, after a careful review by our panel of experts, the vulva numbered #16 & #18, as shown above, are, in fact, the same vulva. Vulva may sometimes be taken out of context in more than one situation, however, our ongoing efforts to identify all known vulva require each vulva to be numbered uniquely. Therefore, vulva #18 will be renumbered as #16 and #18 will be reassigned to another, unique, vulva.

Indigo Girls

My friend Tanner, she says, "You know, me and Jesus, we're of the same heart. The only thing that keeps us distant is that I keep fuckin' up."
—Amy Ray

And it's alright though I feel afraid
  my plans in pieces my plans mislaid
It's the will of the way the will of the way
  the will of the only way that could have brought me here today
  and it's alright
—Emily Sailers

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convenience

4/20

I pretty much love everything about this picture, but especially the boots.

April is Poetry Month

Only one life
'Twill soon be past.
Only what's done for Christ
Will last.

— author unknown*


*As quoted by Paul and Jan Crouch of the Trinity Broadcasting Network in a letter from the book Little Billy's Letters by Bill Geerhart.

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tax day

out of context

vulva #42

"rear view vulva"

in context [here]

long away

You might believe in heaven
I would not care to say
For every star in heaven
There's a sad soul here today
Wake up in the morning with a good face
Stare at the moon all day
Lonely as a whisper on a star chase
Does anyone care anyway
For all the prayers in heaven
So much of life's this way

Did we leave our way behind us?
Such a long long way behind us
Who knows when now who knows where
Where the light of day will find us?
Look for the day

Take heart, my friend, we love you
Though it seems like you're alone
A million lights above you
Smile down upon your home
Hurry put your troubles in a suitcase
Come let the new child play
Lonely as a whisper on a star chase
I'm leaving here, I'm long away
For all the stars in heaven
I would not live
I could not live this way

Did we leave our way behind us
Such a long long way behind us
Leave it for some hopeless lane
Such a long long way
Such a long long way
Such a long long away
I'm looking for
Still looking for that day

—Brian May

look clams

flickr

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you and me both, grandma

out of context

vulva #34
Jana Jordan

"rerun vulva"

in context [here]

a left-over Easter treat

Easter Sunday

On the first day of the week, very early in the morning, the women took the spices they had prepared and went to the tomb. ²They found the stone rolled away from the tomb, ³but when they entered, they did not find the body of the Lord Jesus. ⁴While they were wondering about this, suddenly two men in clothes that gleamed like lightning stood beside them. ⁵In their fright the women bowed down with their faces to the ground, but the men said to them, "Why do you look for the living among the dead? He is not here; he has risen! Remember how he told you, when he was still with you in Galilee: ⁷'The Son of Man must be delivered into the hands of sinful men, be crucified and on the third day be raised again.'" ⁸Then they remembered his words.

Luke 24: 1-8
New International Version

Hoppy Easter

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Taylor Vixen

we got clean white sheets in the morning,
conversation all afternoon

April Fool's Day

Buffoon
Zez Confrey

out of context

vulva #41

"relaxing vulva"

in context [here]

Palm Sunday

flickr

error

I am error.

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Spring's finally here, so let's all go a little native, shall we?

www.hippiegoddess.com

a joke about a parrot

A lady passes a pet store on her way to work. She sees they have a parrot in a cage on the sidewalk outside the door. As she passes the bird's cage it says, [in a parrot voice, of course] "You're ugly, you're stupid." Well, the lady's taken aback by this, but she's in hurry so she goes on her way.

Next day, same thing happens. "You're ugly, you're stupid," the bird says to her. Now she's getting pretty angry about the whole thing. The third day, it happens again and she's so mad that she storms inside and lets the manager have it about the offending bird. He assures her that it won't happen again. The next day, she's walking past and she slows down as she passes the bird's cage.

The parrot looks at her and squawks, "Ah...you know."

out of context

vulva #40

"furry vulva"

in context [here]

spring comes

Sitting quietly, doing nothing,
Spring comes,
and the grass grows by itself.
—Zen proverb

art: Patrick McDonnell

spring has sprung

Taylor Vixen

"almost perfect"

Vernal Equinox: March 20, 2010 1:32 PM EDT
(Northern Hemisphere)

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if you like piña coladas,
and getting caught in the rain

love bug

Top o' the mornin' to you!

Happy St. Patrick's Day!

out of context

vulva #39

"anonymous vulva"

error

I am error.

wisdom

¹⁰Do not say, Why were the old days better than these?"
For it is not wise to ask such questions.

¹¹Wisdom, like an inheritance, is a good thing
and benefits those who see the sun.

¹²Wisdom is a shelter as money is a shelter,
but the advantage of knowledge is this:
that wisdom preserves the life of its possessor.

Ecclesiastes 7: 10-12
New International Version

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"metal and plastic"

The Lord Smites Chile as New President Takes Office

SANTIAGO, Chile – The Lord smote Chile with a series of strong aftershocks on Thursday as a new president was sworn into office.

Last month, obviously expressing displeasure with the Chilean people, the Lord smote Chile with one of the strongest earthquakes ever recorded—an earthquake so powerful that it actually shifted the entire planet on its axis and shortened the length of the planet's day.

While the people of Chile have been unsure of exactly what they have done to draw God's wrath, today's quakes during the presidential inauguration ceremony make it clear that the Lord is displeased with the Chilean government.

"Obviously, the Lord disapproves of the new president," said Juan Cojones, speaking on condition of anonymity outside the capital building this morning. "This does not bode well for the future of our country under the leadership of this president," he said.

Chile is not the only country to displease the Lord, of course. Haiti was also the recent target of His wrath, when he smote that country with a powerful earthquake that caused widespread devastation, yet left the Domenican Republic, on the other side of the island of Hispaniola, unscathed.

Religious leader Pat Robertson has said that God smote the Haitians for having entered into a pact with the devil, a.k.a. Satan. However, the existence of this pact remains unconfirmed.

mnemonic device

out of context

vulva #38

"disheveled vulva"

in context [here]

one sinner

¹⁷The quiet words of the wise are more to be heeded
than the shouts of a ruler of fools.
¹⁸Wisdom is better than weapons of war,
but one sinner destroys much good.

Ecclesiastes 9: 15-17
New International Version

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I'm lovin' it

out of context

vulva #34
Jana Jordan

"rerun vulva"

in context [here]

under the sun

⁹Enjoy life with your wife, whom you love, all the days of this meaningless life that God has given you under the sun — all your meaningless days. For this is your lot in life and in your toilsome labor under the sun.

Ecclesiastes 9:9
New International Version

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Hannah Teter

www.si.com

that's my favorite coffee

The Quigmans
04 February 2010

www.chockfullonuts.com

out of context

vulva #37
Amy Reid

"porn star vulva"

in context [here]

enlightment of the wave

—Tsai Chih Chung
Zen Speaks: Shouts of Nothingness

*click the cartoon to view larger*

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Taylor Vixen

"she needs a bath"

the internet

photo by wvdirtboy (ilikegooglebetter)

The entire internet originates from this building, which is located somewhere in Central America.

out of context

vulva #36

"on the sidewalk vulva"

in context [here]